I can’t believe I have to explain this, but I do not like to eat human beings. What I wrote was a work of fiction written from a monster’s point of view. If someone is writing horror, they’re not supposed to write it from a straight forward, wholesome perspective. People write about vampires all the time. They just sound fake. And maybe stop making them goth. I mean, goth vampires are cool, but they don’t all have to be goth. They can be imagined in different ways.